Bet With The Lusty Bison, Monoplegic Raccoon, and Kensington Eagle
These Animals are out of their cages and making terrible and awesome bets. Join the Betting Zoo, a sports & gambling streaming show, as they give you the best bets to make dat money. Brought to you by The Props Network.
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About the Show
Please help us feed the animals. Each week the Zookeeper lets 4 animals out of their cages to place one wager of their choice. The animal that makes the most money for the Zookeeper gets an extra ration of food and a celebrity impersonator from fiverr to leave an uplifting voicemail on their phone.
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Lusty Bison
The Lusty Bison is a sexy slice of Americana. Bred in the plains of Philadelphia, Lusty has a penchant for grazing on bountiful bets and amber waves of grain.
**Lusty is in no way associated with those scum bags in Buffalo, nor the hill people in North Dakota**
Monoplegic Raccoon
After somehow surviving an unrealistic sewing accident at a textile mill in Kolkata, the Monoplegic Racoon found sanctuary here at The Props Network. On the Betting Zoo, The Racoon can be extremely spastic in their betting choices, which are usually based on caustic preminitions and little sport knowledge. Yet,somehow, this animal finds a way to constantly survive (and thrive) in a sports betting casino. He weighs 13.7 pounds, can run at speeds up to 15mph, and can name all 50 state capitols.
Kensington Eagle
The Kensington Eagle comes from a breed so rare, he won’t even provide a bio about himself. What we do know is, while elusive, the Eagle gets by on a steady diet of dumpster food, poorly constructed insults, and of course, degenerative sports betting. His biggest impact on the sports world was an ill-fated coup attempt in 2016 intending to supplant current Philadelphia Eagles mascot “Swoop,” resulting in this embarassing failure being banned from the stadium and most of South Philadelphia.